"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
I didn’t have my glasses on and I thought I saw someone hunched over crying so I was gonna ask if they were ok but then it was a rock
I almost consoled a rock
Accidentally spoiling something for someone
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH SHERLOCK
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
I NEVER ASKED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A 37 YEAR-OLD ACTOR
WHAT THE HELL
I’m buying these arm warmers and fake piercings for a different reason, I swear I’m not scene: An Ibuki cosplayers story